Okay, look, there’s a variety called Aloha Grape Stomper. Well, it’s the bomb, to be honest with you. I tried it once, and, you know, it’s the kind of thing where you think, “Wow, that’s what I’m talking about.” Anyway, it’s a hybrid, and it’s really cool. It’s got this sweet, fruity flavor, just like eating grapes in the tropics. You know, like, imagine grape juice, but with some exotic vibe. And the smell is a separate story, so powerful that the neighbors probably also get high, even if they don’t want to.
It’s not hard to grow, by the way. Well, I wouldn’t say it’s for beginners, but if you have some experience, you’ll manage. It’s not super cranky, but, you know, it likes to be taken care of. Like, if you water it properly, give it light, and generally treat it with respect, it will thank you. The yield, by the way, is decent, just so much that you sit there and think: “Where do I put it all?”
It’s got a great effect. It’s a balancing act, you know, it’s relaxing, but it’s not like you’re lying there like a vegetable. It’s more like, “I’m relaxed, but I can do something else if I want to.” Although, to be honest, I usually don’t want to because it gets so high that you just sit back and enjoy the moment. Or laughing at something that’s not funny at all. Anyway, it’s the kind that’s good for partying or just chilling at home.
In general, if you’re looking for something with a cool flavor, easy to grow and with a pleasant effect, then Aloha Grape Stomper is just what you need. Well, I think so.
