Hey, listen, I’m gonna tell you about Blue Monster seeds. It’s such a thing that at first you think: “Well, it’s a common variety, I guess”, and then bang – and then you realize that it’s not so at all. Anyway, it’s a hybrid, and it’s really powerful, but it’s also kind of, you know, soft. Like, it doesn’t sweep you off your feet, it gently hugs you and says, “Relax, everything is under control.”
It grows pretty easily, by the way. Well, I will not say that without any fiddles at all, but if you have ever grown something, you will cope. The main thing is to have a normal place, light, humidity – you know. And it’s also so, well, how to say it, compact. So, if you don’t have much space, it’s just what you need.
Now for the smell. That’s where it gets interesting. When it blooms, it has a scent that you just can’t get past. It’s kind of berry-y, sweet and a little citrusy – well, it’s like someone mixed all the good stuff in one bottle. But be careful if you have neighbors with sensitive noses, because the smell is really powerful.
And the effect, of course, is the bomb. It’s so, you know, relaxing, but you don’t become a vegetable. Like, your brain’s working, but your body’s like, “Hey man, let’s lay back and look at the stars.” It’s perfect for an evening when you just want to exhale after a long day.
Oh, I almost forgot. His harvest is okay, too, so you won’t be disappointed. Well, that is if you do it right, of course. All in all, Blue Monster is like that friend who always knows how to calm you down and cheer you up. If you’re looking for something reliable and pleasant, this is definitely your option.
