Okay, look, there’s a variety called Cake Breath. It’s a real piece of work, I’ll tell you that. Well, the name’s a hint, right? It’s like “Cake Breath.” Sounds cool, but it’s even cooler. It’s a hybrid, and it’s, uh. you know, balanced, you know? Not too one way, not too one way. It’s like somebody really went to a lot of trouble to make sure it was just right.
Anyway, his seeds are all right, they’re strong. You plant them, and they’re like: “Okay, man, we’re ready to grow.” Well, almost. The main thing is, don’t forget the light, water and all that. But that’s not news to you, you know how it is. He’s growing pretty fast, by the way. It’s not like it’s ready to go, but you don’t have to wait long. And the funny thing is, the bushes are, uh. well, they’re nice. Green, fluffy, with these cones that shine as if someone sprinkled them with powdered sugar. The flavor, by the way, is the bomb, too. So sweet, with notes of vanilla and something else, like some spices. It’s like smelling a cake.
And the effect. Oh, the effect! It’s not just relaxing on the couch. It’s like, you know, it’s invigorating at first, and then it’s like, “It’s okay, life is great.” It’s perfect if you want to work and then just chill. But, bro, don’t overdo it. It’s not the kind that you can “just a little bit more” and then you’re like, “Oh, I think I’ve had too much.” It’s better neat.
In general, if you’re looking for something that’s both delicious and powerful, and with a mood, Cake Breath is right up your alley. Try it and let me know how it is.
