Okay, listen, let me tell you about Critical Orange Punch, it’s a variety that’s really worth trying if you’re looking for something powerful yet easy to grow. I picked it up once myself, and honestly, the impressions were nothing but awesome. Well, let’s start with the fact that it’s a hybrid, and it’s so, you know, balanced, but with a good indica bias. I mean, it’s very relaxing, but it doesn’t completely turn your brain off. It’s convenient if you just want to chill, not to be a vegetable all evening.
Anyway, these seeds aren’t finicky at all. Even if you’re not super-experienced in this business, you can still manage. I, for example, my hands are not the straightest, but everything worked out. It grows quickly, the bushes are so strong, not too tall, but not dwarfs. And it smells. Oh, that smell! Imagine something like oranges with a slight sourness and sweetness. When it’s in bloom, the scent is the bomb, but it’s not too intrusive, so the neighbors probably won’t suspect anything unless you’re totally negligent.
And here’s the other cool thing, his harvest is really bountiful. When I picked it, I didn’t even expect to get so much. The cones are dense, resinous, like something out of a catalog. And the effect. Well, it depends on how much you take. If you take a little bit, you get a little bit of euphoria, you get a little bit of mood elevation. But if you overdo it, well, get ready for a deep relaxation on the couch. But it’s even fun, sometimes you just want to pass out and forget about all your worries.
All in all, Critical Orange Punch is the kind of thing that will suit both beginners and those who have been around for a while. Easy to maintain, delicious, powerful, and yet you don’t have to be some sort of guru to get cool results. If you’re wondering what to try, this one definitely won’t let you down.
