Hey, listen, there’s this variety I’ve been trying lately, Dairy Queen. Well, you know I can’t keep quiet when something’s really cool. It’s the kind of hybrid that is straight up wow, and honestly, I didn’t expect it to go over so well. At first the title confused me a little bit – like, what’s a Dairy Queen? But then I realized that this is really something special.
Anyway, these seeds are a blend of Cheese and Space Queen. Yes, it sounds like a space and cheese smoothie, but in reality it’s just the bomb. It grows pretty compact, so if you don’t have much space, it’s not a problem at all. And the cool thing is, it’s not particularly finicky. You know, there are some varieties that require you to handle them like a baby. But here it’s easier – water it, feed it, and it will thank you.
Now for the smell and taste. That’s where the magic begins. When it starts to bloom, the smell is mind-blowing. It’s something between sweet cream and fruit, but with that cheesy undertone. Yeah, it sounds weird, but it’s really cool. And the flavor… Well, it’s like eating dessert, but without the calories. It’s sweet, creamy, and a little citrusy freshness – in short, a buzz.
The effect is great, too. It’s not the kind that’s going to crush you into the couch, you know? It’s more of an uplifting, but relaxing kind of vibe. I was like this: at first I had a rush of energy, I just wanted to do something, and then it just went into this nice calmness. You’re not a vegetable, but you’re not fussy either. For an evening sit-down or just to relax after work, it’s perfect.
So if you’re looking for something easy to grow, with a cool flavor and such a nice effect, try Dairy Queen. Just be warned, it has a powerful smell, so if you don’t want the neighbors to start asking questions, consider filters or something. You know what I mean.
