Durban Poison Seeds

Oh, Durban Poison, bro, it’s a pure sativa variety that’s just made to pump your energy and creativity. You know, it’s like morning coffee, only better. When you try it, you’ll immediately realize it’s all about mental clarity and productivity. Originally from South Africa, it’s been pumping the brains of enthusiasts since the ’70s.

And these cones, they’re so fluffy, the aroma is like freshly picked fruit with a dash of spice. Personally, the first time I had it, it had such an effect that I wanted to write a book, go to the mountains and plan a trip to Mars all at the same time.

Growing it is also fun. Durban Poison is unpretentious, resilient, even if you’ve got your hands out of… you know. Just light, water, and you’ll have a bumper crop. It’s perfect if you’re a beginner but want to try something legendary.