Okay, listen, let me tell you about the Fat Banana. It’s a variety that is, well, just like its name – a fat banana. Seriously, the cones are really huge, so dense and resinous that it looks like someone dipped them in sugar. And the smell! It’s something between sweet tropical fruit and that, you know, slight citrus hint. Anyway, if you like something sweet, you’ll love it.
I grew this variety once, and honestly, I was shocked. First of all, it’s not very capricious. Well, it is clear that you need to take care, but he is not one of those that take offense at every little thing. The main thing – do not overwater, because he does not like it. And also, if you grow indoors, it is not very tall, so you do not have to bother with a lot of space. But outdoors, they say it can get pretty tall if you give it a chance.
What else is cool? Well, the effect is, uh. you know, relaxing, but it doesn’t make you crawl into the couch. It’s like you’re chillin’, but you can still do something if you need to. Although, if you overdo it, of course, it’s goodbye productivity. It’s like eating too much banana cake – it’s delicious, but then you just lie there and get high.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. It’s also got a decent yield. Not a ton per bush, but for such a compact plant – quite decent. And it blooms quickly, about 7-8 weeks, so you don’t have to wait long.
In short, if you want something sweet, powerful and not too difficult to grow, Fat Banana is just what you need. And yes, it really looks cool, so you’ll definitely get some insta pics.
