Okay, listen, I’m going to tell you about Funky Monkey seeds, but in a simple way, as if you and I were sitting in a kitchen somewhere and talking. This variety is the bomb, to be honest. I once tried to grow it, and it was a really high experience, although, I admit, I made a couple of mistakes, but more on that later.
Anyway, Funky Monkey is the kind of hybrid that, you know, kind of relaxes you, but doesn’t make you a vegetable. Like, you’re so chill, but you can still do something instead of just being stuck in a wall. It has flavor and aroma, by the way, which is a whole separate topic. Imagine something fruity and berry, but with that slight tropical vibe. You know, like drinking a cocktail on the beach, only without the cocktail. And yes, the smell is pretty overpowering, so if you’re growing it at home, you better think about ventilation beforehand so the neighbors don’t start asking questions.
By the way, it grows quite easily, even if you, like me, are not a super-guru in this business. For example, I, for example, did not really bother at all, just followed the watering and light, and everything worked out. True, one of my bushes somehow strangely stretched out, but it’s probably my fault. But the others were fluffy, with such dense cones that I took a picture of them for memory. You know, for insta, but I never posted it because… you know.
What else? His harvest is normal, I can’t say that it’s a mountain, but it’s quite decent. And the main thing is the effect. It’s really the kind of thing that makes you feel like the monkey who found the bananas – fun, easy and stress-free. So, if you’re looking for something that doesn’t require super effort, but still gives cool results, Funky Monkey is the way to go. So there you go.
