Hey, listen, if you’re looking for something really cool, I’m gonna tell you about Skunk Haze seeds. It’s a strain that’s, like, classic, you know? Like, if cannabis was a rock band, Skunk Haze is such an old-school hit that everyone knows and loves. Anyway, it’s a hybrid, and it’s straight up perfectly balanced, you know, 50/50 indica and sativa. Well, almost, but you get the idea.
It grows pretty easy, by the way, even if you’re not a super pro. I, for example, am not a botanist at all, but I managed to do it. The main thing – patience, because it is not the fastest, about 9-10 weeks of flowering, but, believe me, it is worth it. Plants are so tall, slender, with a lot of resinous cones that smell … well, like someone mixed sweet citrus with spices and added a little earth. It sounds weird, but it’s actually a buzz.
And the effect is a whole separate story. At first it’s so invigorating, as if someone poured coffee into your head, and then it smoothly turns into relaxation. It’s like you’re both in motion and zen at the same time. Perfect for just chillin’ with friends or even messing around with something creative. But don’t overdo it, or you can get stuck in the couch like I did once. Sitting there, staring at the wall and thinking she was telling me something. You know what I mean.
Anyway, if you want something tried-and-true, with cool taste, flavor, and effects, Skunk Haze is right up your alley. And yeah, don’t forget it’s only legal where it’s actually legal. All right, I’m outta here, you think.
