Skywalker Seeds

Okay, listen, I’m gonna tell you about Skywalker seeds, I’m gonna tell it like it is. It’s a variety, you know, for those who want to relax, but not just “lie down and fall asleep”, but to get high. You know, like a Jedi, but not with a lightsaber, but with a blanket and tea. Or pizza. Anyway, you get the idea.

The seeds themselves, to be honest, look like regular seeds, nothing fancy. But once you plant them, the magic begins. This Skywalker grows pretty fast, unless you forget to water it and give it light. Although, you know, he is not particularly capricious, so even if you are not a super-botanist, you can still manage. The main thing is not to be lazy, and everything will be okay.

And now for the effects. Well, this is the bomb. Skywalker is a hybrid with more indica, so it’s relaxing. But it doesn’t turn your brain off completely, you don’t become a vegetable. It’s more like you’re lying on a cloud, looking at the sunset and thinking: “Life is a great thing”. It also has a cool smell, by the way – you know, fruity and earthy, with a hint of spice. It’s like someone mixed woods, oranges, and a little bit of magic.

Anyway, if you’re looking for something to relax, get high, and just feel like a bit of a Jedi, then Skywalker is it. Just don’t forget that this isn’t a toy after all, it’s a serious thing. Respect the plant and it will thank you. I’m outta here. You figure out what to do with it.