Hey, listen, I’m going to tell you about Sour Haze seeds, it’s really cool stuff. If you’re looking for something that’s straight up uplifting and uplifting, this is it. Seriously, this variety is like a cup of super strong coffee, only without the caffeine. You know what I mean.
Anyway, Sour Haze is a hybrid, but with such a distinctly sativa vibe that you’ll immediately feel your brain kick into high gear. I tried growing it once, and it was my first experience with such a “vigorous” variety. At first I thought that it would be difficult, but it turned out that it is quite unpretentious. The main thing is to have a place where it can spread normally, because the bushes grow so straight … you know, tall and slender, like a runway model.
And the smell, man, that’s something! Imagine a mixture of sour lemon, fresh grass, and some kind of sweet flavor that’s hard to describe. When it starts to bloom, you immediately realize it’s not just a plant, but a whole fragrant masterpiece. But be careful if the neighbors are curious, because the smell is quite bright, and it will not be so easy to hide it.
What else? The effect it has is just cosmic. You feel a wave of energy at first, and you want to do everything at once. I once started cleaning the house after it and I didn’t notice how I washed all the dishes, took apart the closet and even fixed an old chair. And then I just sat back and started laughing at how much I had accomplished. But this isn’t the kind of thing where you get “nailed” to the couch afterward. No, here you stay awake, but at some point you just realize that it’s time to rest.
Speaking of growing, it’s pretty fast, especially when you compare it to other sativas. But, you know, it opens best in warmth and with good light. So, if you have lamps or you live somewhere where the sun shines normally, it’s the perfect conditions.
Basically, if you want something that will cheer you up, give you tons of energy without making you worry about growing it, then Sour Haze is your choice. Just don’t forget that this is powerful stuff, so don’t overdo it, okay?